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Joe Ray proudly holding up his Lowrider Supreme tee.
If you don't know then now you know. Joe Ray is the editor of Lowrider Magazine and the President of Lifestyle Car Club but even more important is the fact that he's built some legendary cars that are still in one-piece – unlike other editors I know. LOL….and although he's forced to work with a staff composed of slightly retarded, complacent whiners, he still manages to push through (along with the few that are normal) and he gets the job done. As of late, he's also become an enforcer over at the office so what better shirt for him to have than Lowrider Supreme's "You've been Served."
If you're headed out to Vegas for M-Fest this weekend then be sure to check out the widebody BMW M3 that Platinum VIP just finished painting. Kennedy and his team went to town on the paint job, and the best part about the car is that it runs just as hard as it looks. We took a test run at the engines lowest possible setting and even at that, the car still pushes 700hp at the wheels. Power on the vehicle was developed and fine-tuned by Horsepower Freaks and the custom carbon fiber widebody kit was built and designed by Asuka Design.
Check out the rear tires: Hoosier 345/30/19's! Even with slicks the car barely stuck to the ground.
No test runs would be complete without the police showing up.
You already know where you'll see more of this car…….
Sandy's response to….."Get me a coffee and donuts b*tch!"
We were drunk. That's the only explanation for this photo.
Chris Winters (left) was responsible for this suite party. Be on the lookout for a feature/ future article on this man because you'll be surprised to find out what he owns…as well as what he's got to say.
"Who the fuck is Alan Lee?" Find out in the next issue of Heavy Hitters.
This could only mean trouble. LOL.
How'd that stripper pole get in there. Wanna see more? Click here.
Land Rover sales slumped by 31 per cent in the US market in the year to July but strong demand in Russian and Chinese economies almost offset the sharp fall. Hearing shit like this makes you wonder what happened to our own economy in America? Then again….it's called living beyond your means, overextending your credit coupled with laziness and complacency. LOL…Tata – the company that owns Jaguar/ Range Rover just cut production down on both vehicles and dealerships all throughout Southern California are dumping employees at a record rate.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words but this one here was worth 3.19 million.
The Grand Sport prototype went up on the auction block in Monterey with a starting bid of $1.7 million but in the end it sold for a cool $2.9 million dollars. Now when you add the auction premium of 10 percent, it tallies up this Grand Sport Bugatti Veyron up to an incredible selling price of $3.19 million!
Here's a few more photos that I just downloaded. I can really get used to this lifestyle. Like Suga Free always says, "If it's good to ya…..it must be good for ya."
This is probably the most retarded photo I've ever taken but while everyone was asleep I had Alberto take me up to the top of the resort to take this corny ass photo.
BREAKFAST: Aside from the French Toast, the creme brulee here is unlike anything you've ever tasted. And while I'm no food critic I can almost guarantee that this masterpiece is unmatched. This is picture number one…..but plate number six since I've been here.
After eating like a hog I decided to pass by the gym to see what it looked like and after thinking long and hard I decided to keep walking to the theater room to eat more.
BEEEER! Bohemia Classica and an ice cream cookie? Oh yeahhh…..I'm going to pay thee ultimate price for this. Actually….I'm updating this page while taking a shit that was more violent than the storms that have passed through the city. So was it worth it? You damn right it was!
MOVIE SNACK: Jose Cuervo Reserve and cigars. Again…I got schooled but at least I didn't tap out. LMFAO.
Patrick getting his rehab on. The motivation? Those who haven't paid up. LOL.
Jin showing us his pose for Playgirl.
You gotta love these two! They're the most down to earth and charming women that aren't afraid to tell you the truth. Trust me….I know first hand when I first got interrogated by the two of them about my dating habits. LOL.
Won Joo & Jin.
Tonight the crew threw down with a crazy ass BBQ dinner that had more courses that a junior college. If I remember it in the correct order, the meal started off with water, wine, bread, homemade tortilla soup, salad, rib eye, followed by steak and then out of nowhere the chef asked if we wanted a hamburger? WTF? A hamburger? Where the f*ck did "hamburger" come from?
LOL….right after a good laugh the meal was finished off with flan, tiramisu, chocolate cake and then marshmallows on the beach with a bonfire.
Felix about an hour before being totally plastered. LOL. More to come tomorrow…..
A shot of the front entrance right before dinner. The best part of this place is that it's all one story and the atmosphere kicks ass especially amongst friends both old and new. Last night I got put up on game about a particular industry and it 's good to know that loyal people still do exist. And while most spend their time talking about haters and backstabbers we kept it fresh and spoke about the people that have had our backs even in the worst of situations.
Let's face it, when you're on the up and up, everyone seems to be around but the minute you hit a bit of turbulence of misfortune it's amazing how many of them will fall off the planet and disappear. Shit…I remember starting off Heavy Hitters for the first time out and not being allowed to have the name change or paper quality I needed to make it work and in turn it failed. Once that happened it seemed as if the invites stopped coming, the press releases stopped flooding my inbox and the calls when down to almost none. Now? Well, let's just say that it's a totally different story.
Everything's got a cycle and everyone's got they're time. You might own the hottest shit right now but this is really the most crucial time to watch what you say and do because nothing lasts forever – especially if you're not improving either yourself or your product. In this lifetime good fortune is best spent helping others that you believe in simply because you really never know who you're next boss or business partner is going to be and thats real talk. The bottom line…..the world is far too small to be a shady opportunist.
The sunsets here are always a different shade of orange/ red and blue. It's a trip and kinda like being on hallucinogenic drugs – but in a good way. The best part of it all is that its free and healthy! Well….at least the sunsets are. Wait…OK..maybe not because you've got to pay to play over here. LOL.
Pictures are great but it still does this place no justice. I took this picture while hunting for food in the ocean. Equipped with a harpoon, fishing net, rods and live bait, I was out there for an hour until i finally caught a clue and called our butler Alberto and just ordered food. LOL.
Just before another storm arrived.
That's it. My ass is waking up tomorrow and going to the main hotel to see what's over there. From what I hear the sea turtle is good and so is the armadillo but I'll stick with what I know best. And that's burger, lobster or steak.
OK….this place is just way too ridiculous and I still haven't left the spot to cruise around or to snap flicks of the rest of the place. Here's a few more from today and I'll be sure to take more pics tomorrow. (Above: a view of the villa from the beach)
Our butler, Alberto Gallo, keeps us stuffed like ranch pigs 24/7. LOL.
Arlene grabbing a nap.
A view from the far end of the pool.
P & Arlene.
Pool entrance from the living room.
A shot from the second room.
My room….complete with a full garden.
P controlling the theater room.
A view from the west side of the beach.
Patrick and Soo Jin Painter getting lovey dovey.
Patrick throwin' it up.
Peeing in the pool.
What you know about Lobster tempura?
