WIPE YOUR ASS.
Current mood:
blessed
Serious talk here folks. Take the act of shaking off bad friends just as serious as you do the art of wiping your ass. Now stop laughing because I'm dead serious. Bad friends are like the left over residue from a half-broken, log of shit, and everybody already knows that when this happens you need to put in some overtime to get you free and clear of the funk.
Far too many people let bad friends hang out and kick it simply because they're afraid - or too lazy – to take action because they don't wanna be mean, but let me ask you this, "What happens when you don't wipe your ass right?"
C'mon now…you already know the answer to that. You can only get away with that bullshit for only a few minutes before you walk away and the friction between your ass cheeks starts cremating the crap that's stuck in between it. Then before you know it, you'll be sending off smoke signals to the Indians over in Pachanga.
I'm serious. Skid marks and sunshine dots (a.k.a. piss stains) are something that you leave behind in grade school and the same should be said when it comes to shaking off bad friends. They're both an art that's gradually mastered but unfortunately some people just don't get it.

So I'm sure you got the point by now, but just remember that it's the first week of the New Year so make sure you handle your business….and for crying out loud, take your paper work serious.
I know I do.