Unless you fall asleep in your friends Bugatti, chances are you’re never going to wake up in one.
Earlier today, I was waiting in line to pay for some stuff at Best Buy and I couldn’t help but become overly amused by the gentlemen in front of me. Now picture this, the guy was rocking Louis Vuitton shades, Louis Vuitton shoes, and rocking what appeared to be a diamond encrusted Audemars Piguet watch. So as the line moved forward at a snails pace, I was bored out of my mind so I listened in on his phone conversations (which was basically being broadcasted to everyone in line) and that’s when things got really interesting. In his first conversation, all he talked about was how he was “making moves” and “getting bitches” and “building his empire” and minutes later he said something that really caught my attention. He said, “Homie…I’m a King…and Kings don’t get off their chariots to to deal with peasants who hate.” Fast forward some 15 minutes later, I pay for my stuff, load up the car and as I’m leaving the parking lot I see the same guy that was in front of me….. sitting at the bus stop. The moral of the story? Don’t be that guy.
As much as we’d all like to wake up in a new Bugatti, it’s never going to happen if you don’t put in the work and it’ll really never happen if you’re priorities are off. I really don’t see a point in taking the bus when you’re rocking clothes and accessories that cost more than a used car. Now most of you are probably thinking all the stuff that he was rocking was fake – and I’d have to agree – but I don’t know what’s worse? Keeping it Faux Real or faking the funk. Photos of BC’s Bugatti by Verone Pangilinan.