A blow out x carbon fiber wheels = no traction and a shit attack
I’ve got a few “poor immigrant friends” who are trying to get me into road biking and the constant nagging and sales pitches have finally been nullified by this video. For starters, I can’t see myself wearing tights. Actually, I can picture it perfectly, which is why you’ll never see me in a pair. Of course they try to make it sound cool by calling them “compression shorts” but I’m cool on that. Besides, I’m not trying to look like a fuckin’ circus bear. Second, these shits are expensive. Some of these bikes are worth up to $20K and the one bike that actually took a spill in this video will slap you in the pockets – and in the face – at about $25K. Needless to say, it’s dangerous as all shit to drive with bald tires on a f*ckin’ car so why would I want to bike on tires that look like pencil erasers? All bullshit aside, I give these guys big time props but I’ll stick to mountain biking…at least I can wear full armor….look like an asshole, be safe and fully padded. Besides….if you eat shit with a full face helmet they can’t see you crying. LMFAO.
On another note, these guys have elephant balls and I can assure you that after the first little “drift” I would have shit myself and sprayed Gary on his helmet cam….. and just in case you’re wondering these guys are hitting upwards of 40 miles an hour down this slope. SMH.