1. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
2. What? You need a license to drive?
3. Yes, I saw your lights on but I thought you were going to get a doughnut.
4. Hey I was going to be a cop too but I decided to finish high school instead.
5. Is your power a penis substitute?
- Compiled by sitting shot gun with Kieth while getting constantly puled over.
6. U KNOW YOUR WIFE IS CHEATING ON YOU AND I LOOK LIKE THE GUY BUT U TO MUCH OF A PUNK TO CONFRONT THE GUY ABOUT IT SO U CHOOSE TO HARASS ME LIKE A SCARY BROAD AND ACT TOUGH. BUT I SEE THROUGH YOUR BULL!@#$ U FAKE BASTERD!!!
7. YOUR CHILD MAKES ALL F’S IN SCHOOL SO U CHOOSE TO TAKE YOUR FRUSTRATION OUT ON ME BC U WEAR THE SKIRT AND NOT THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY…..SISSY
LOL at #5. btw, love the background.