Lastnight MFest invaded Hollywood and damn did they party hard. By two in the afternoon the show was in order and by 9:30 people were puking their brains out. It was actually pretty funny because this type of chaos and debauchery doesn’t usually happen till about 1 or 2 in the morning but not lastnight.

The booze got the best of many and I saw one floozie trip over a table, another guy collapse and knock over some propane tanks and then I saw one guy crying on the phone like a beeyotch begging for his chick to get back with him. Damn….bad move homie.

It was good running into the homies from Hyevon/ HMS and all the M-Fest crew and I got a ton of flicks taken by John S. So be on the lookout for more coverage coming soon.

In the meantime, check the T&A. Right when I though it was Sausagefest USA. Like a pimp, Chris snapped his fingers and the stage was flooded with like a dozen chicks dancing all crazy and shit.

You can’t tell by the pic…but the one in the white bikini was smokin’!

Another hilarous moment lastnight was when the blond in the middle was getting her ass spanked and after about the sixth slap on the ass she finally turned around and said, “I’m not a whore!” and then the guy slapped her on the ass again and said, “Yes you are.”

Heyyy man. It’s Onxx, aka Mayor of Venice, aka Cheech.

The parking lot was jam packed with your wifey’s favorite cars. Sorry for the bad pic…still learning how to use my new camera.

With Eddie, one of the corporate heavy weights that supports HH.

RPI, C&C (Nate) and Eddie.

The infamous Mike Megdal. I’ve know this monkey for a while and damn has he changed for the better. He’s now official and on point.

Chris and Oscar from Karwerks were in attendance. Oscar stopped by to get his trophy for “Best engine” and Chris was sad that they weren’t giving away best M-themed costume. Hah! I ain’t mad at you though….but we were wondering how long it took you to get the tie and suspenders made?

John, Brad (Asuka), the Bossman and Oscar.

Heyyy man. That’s not a cigarette.

Posted with Chris (the King of Hollywood & Vegas) along with Onxxx (the Mayor of Venice).

Check out Onxxx’s boots. Nah…j/k some random dude that was at King Taco later that night.