March 27th, 2009 - John Jarasa | Files under: Heavy Hitters Magazine | @04:52am

Here’s what happened to the car.

Here’s a few more pics from this mornings little incident. To say it was a weird and fucked up accident would be a complete understatement and by the time it was over I was more than just confused. So here’s the short version of the story… I was just about to pull up to a meeting when the guy behind me plows right into my car. The first thing the guy does when he gets out is he starts dancing around saying, “Dawg! I’m sorry! I fucked up! I was looking for a cigarette and didn’t see you.” Then he says, “Please don’t call the cops homie and I’ll take care of it all and slide you on the side.”

There’s Fernando telling the cop, “I have an extra drink. You want one?” LMFAO.

The next thing you know the cops show up and one of them is telling me that I have no business having any contact with him and to stay away….they interrogate the guy in front of us (asking him wierd shit like…..what happened 5 years ago on a certain day, what set he runs with, etc….) and then they cuff him, haul him off and the cop then hands me a card with a police report number and they bounce?

Are you still with me? LOL.

Now here’s where it gets even better. I decide to carry on with my meeting at the spot and 10 minutes later a guy and two girls start scoping my car out in the lot when the guy comes over and says”Is that yo whip?” I nod in approval and then he smiles, shakes my hand and says, “Damn! That shit is tight yo! My cousins the one that hit yo car!”

So by now I’m like WTF and then he says, “Where’s my cousin? He has my house keys do you know where they’re at?” At this point I’m agitated as all hell…..and let’s just say the rest is history.


Now if you just read this and are now shaking you’re head in total confusion thinking WTF? Then imagine being there? I’m telling you……The world is getting stranger by the minute.

Comments (6)

6 Responses to “SMASHED…”

  1. this is for jay with 300c black and silver please give me a call I heard you need some center caps and used some Vip modulare caps in stead for the show
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  2. irving says:

    damn john…at least you ok bro…yeah time for a body kit.

  3. Fernando says:

    Deek! Whatevers! offering a soda, i just saw this now…. your a fool!

  4. Mike says:

    it was one of those days man. at least you are alright. time for a widebody =)

  5. RichardB says:

    Damn John at least your ok!!! It could of been a lot worst…. The car doesn’t look that bad and this could be a good opportunity to add a body kit or something. Hope things get better :-/

  6. jaebueno says:

    WTF!?!?! My guess is this happened after our conversation yesterday morning?!