Archive for April, 2008
I thought the homie Patrick would trip on this so I took a few snaps. What is it? It sure as hell isn't a butterfly knife (even though it looks like one) but it's actually a rare Chrome Heart Pez dispenser! Yup…now that's some wild shit.
I was rummaging through Filty's pad and saw all kinds of crazy shit. From Gucci handcuffs to some rare and way out shit, his pad is the ultimate Adult Playground complete with wierd art and a crazy multi level setup complete with fountains, escape hatches and all kinds of secret rooms and passages. Former owner must've been crazy.
One of four entrances to Filthy's pad. Notice the midget guard tower up top…that's where Victor's trying to get a job because he's the only one of our friends that'll fit in that mofo.
Filthy….the King of Chron.
Dotti.
Security signs are a must.
The Celebrity Room – an open air mini arena complete with stage, bar and seating for about 50.
The waterfall and incorporated jacuzzi below. Notice how fat Fernando's head is in comparison to Filthy? Looks like a St. Bernard standing by a Yorkshire Terrier. Hot damn! Can you say, "DIET?!"
Redneck Alley.
JVC, Best Buy, American Rebel and others kicked off the Motley Crue press conference announcing their upcoming reunion tour as well as the launch of their new CD, "Saints of Los Angeles." The event was held over at Avalon in Hollywood and it didn't come as a surprise that they packed a full house. As with any rock and roll shindig, the house was packed with some hot ass chicks as well as a gang load of old ass cougars still tryin' to rock out and live their Rock and Roll fantasies.
Say whuuuuuuuu?! Hi Monica! Stop being a hater! You shouldn't be checking up on your husband through my site! LMFAO!
A backstage pass to a rap concert is one thing but do you know what some women are willing to do to get backstage at a rock and roll event like this? Ohhhh wow….what some women are willing to do and offer. I wish I brought a video camera.
You saw Topo and the Top Banana in Issue 1 and now he’s back on another project that’s gonna hurt even more feelings. This time around Topo’s turning a Dodge Charger into a two-door coupe that’ll have fully functional windows as well as a full length body – unlike the one West Coast Customs built with a shorter chassis and no windows at all. We’ll keep you posted on any progress.
Yesterday the Lowrider Magazine Car Show went down in San Bernardino and it was hotter than a whale's vagina. Back at home it was like 90 degrees but in San Bernadoo it was easily over a 100 because of the black top. With close to 700 vehicles on display there was lots to see including cars, cars, hoodrats as well as the token fat girl wearing shit that was too tight. Needless to say I didn't take any pics of 'em but here's the best from what I got.
Check out the Cadillac emblem on the rooftop.
Pam and Angelica gettin' all the boys hot and bothered.
This donk was pretty nice…..
But this one takes the cake.
Pam Rodriguez. Vida's ass ain't got nothin' on Pam.
Sa-weeet!
No explanation needed.
This dudes motor was clownin' fools.
Check out this dude. Instead of putting his car on a turntable he sandwiched the turntable in between his frame and body so the body actually spins.
Hmmm….this looks a bit suspect. For starters…..did they have silicone back then? And doesn't that Aztec warrior look like Snoop?
Up in Smoke.
Tul and the Boss Man.
Shot out to Bentley Beverly Hills this morning for a meeting and Rami decided to drive the beast – his '69 Dodge Charger which we featured in Issue 1 of Heavy Hitters Mag. For those of you that are familiar with his ride you already know that it's so obnoxiously loud that it's fun – and he actually drives with ear plugs on. At the dealership, The General attracted so much attention that customers as well as the staff at O'Gara came out to shoot a few flicks with it. Can you blame 'em?
The Bugatti Veyron. Tim O'Hara (The GM at O'Gara Coach LLC) was the one responsible for selling one of these beasts to Simon Cowell from American Idol.
Only in Beverly Hills will you find a tall, dressed up, beautiful blond cleaning a set of wheels at a dealership. LOL. Check out the expression on Rami's face. Priceless. (more…)
My boy David just came back from the taping of an upcoming episode of Living the Low Life (on Speed Channel) so here's a few flicks he snapped….
Vida "The Butt" Guerrera…or whatever her last name is.
Check out Al Corte'z 1961 Implala (Klique Car Club) from the Oxnard Chapter. This thing is fitted with engraved side moldings by David and they're also studded with cubic zirconias. Can you say Bling Bling?!
Lastnight I went down to the pad of the master engraver himself – David. This dude has done more with his hands than all dentists combined in Southern California except his work doesn't hurt and it looks bitchin. Be on the lookout for this dude and if you think you're better….than think again you bitches.
Here's David. He's nice…just don't piss him off.
Check out David's bomb that he just picked up for pennies on the dollar. Damn….I'm pissed because I would have bought this shit if I knew about it.
The body on this bitch is clean and I was about to throw a fit out of jealousy up until….
he pulled his blade and said, "Relaaaax homeboy" Needless to say I calmed down and congratulated him on the good buy. Good shit David! LOL.
I was clearing out my camera and ran across a few photos that I never posted up. Actually I found a few hundred but these were the ones that stood out. The photos below are of Latrell Sprewell's T-Rex that he had custom made by the boys over at West Coast Chopper as well as some random cars that were sitting around the shop.
If you thought a set of 26-inch three piece wheels were expensive then check this out (but just make sure that you're girl isn't behind you). This new bag from Balenciaga is part of their crocodile bag collection and if you want one for your lady it'll cost you $22,500! After seeing shit like this it just goes to show you that there's a whole different world out there and while some would consider a purchase like this excessive and stupid, I see it as motivation to work harder and get more money. Let's face it, a lot of people see shit like this and get mad, but why get mad when you can get motivated? Think about it for a quick minute, who wouldn't want to have the budget to spend like this, and even if you'd never buy something like this for your lady then do what you want with your money. Give it to charity, build a new home or invest it.
The bottom line. I'd rather call it a stupid purcahase knowing that I have the money to buy it, rather than say it when I can't. Let's be real…Having the spare change to buy it and then calling it a stupid purchase is nothing more than an honest opinion, but saying it when you can't just makes you look like a miserable ol' playa hater. So get your money right…then talk.
