January 26th, 2008 - John Jarasa | Files under: Uncategorized | @04:43am

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While you might not recognize the dude in the blue shirt chances are you've seen – or worn – his work. He's the man behind lanyardz.com and the one responsible for 99 percent of all the lanyards out there. He's made lanyards and shirts for companies such as DUB, Toyo, Nitto and Honda just to name a few but don't let his kind looks fool you because I think he's the better half of the evil empire. But for reals, Julian's work is good and his prices so competitive that you might think it's too good to be true – or even some sort of "side deal."   

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Business is bad everywhere so Julian showed me his his magic solution when it comes time to deal with late payments and stingy ass business owners. His motto? "Pay or get sprayed."

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Here's a few targets Julian brought back after spending an hour at the shooting range. Hmmmm…..looks like he should stick to shooting ink. 

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Jeff started up his new blog for Backseat Boogie and he's promising to load it with lots of T&A. Be sure to check it out.

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A shot of Julian's daily intake. Looks pretty healthy. LOL…those raisins looks tasty.  

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Dude. You can't silkscreen and talk on the phone at the same time. You're fuckin' FIRED! 

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How fitting? This shirt was done for a church and it doesn't take rocket science to figure out what they want from you.   

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Wait….didn't you get fired earlier? 

Comments (2)

2 Responses to “THE REAL EVIL EMPIRE: LANYARDZ.COM”

  1. Brandon says:

    Neva mind, I Found It. I knew it wasnt going to take me long. LOL!

    Now all i need to do is apply this same determination with some things that are a little more beneficial for me. :D

  2. Brandon says:

    Yo John, All I wanna know dawg. Is Where can I get that magazine that is on that table by that raisin salad. you got my myspace page so hit me up with the link or something.
    haha!

    Peace Bro!!