Gay ass Victor getting a warning letter for parking in the handicap stall and forgetting to throw his placard up. LOL.

Jonari equipped Mercedes Benz CL

Diko back again this year with a new and improved poster. You gotta love him. He makes SEMA more and more interesting every year. Speaking of interesting…check out his new body kit for the Continental Spur. 

….his Ferrari F430

Check out this ugly ass ride. WTF was this guy thinking?

Sick ass Infiniti in the Falken booth sporting Asanti's and Brembos.  

Stretched Rolls Royce Phantom in the MHT Booth.  

 Seconds after urinating in public Fernando was caught complaining that he pissed all over his balls again. 

Just got to Vegas and the fun - or the pain - is about to begin. Here's a few pics of the ride being transported up to the show. 

 Check out this crazy ass Benz that we saw on the way up….now that's OG!

Here's some pics of the D'Vinci Wheels booth that'll be put up tomorrow….or today.

Be sure to check out the cars from D2 Technik: Collin's S-Class, Hugh's CL63 and the Lexo….on and let's not forget Shawtee's Escalade. Shawteeeeee!  

WTF am I still doing up? Here's the design of the new shirts getting printed right now. Only 1,000 made so get yours now! Uhhhh….actually you can't even buy 'em…..you're gonna have to just get one from a friend of a friend that knows somebody. LOL……

SEMA Show is just a few days away and everyone seems to be going bananas. This is the week that'll that'll rob you of your sanity, sleep and any sense of direction. I've been living off of Vitamin Energy water and it not only keeps me awake but also constantly angry. Since Monday I've been to 14 meetings, knocked out two posters designs, four logos, 4k business cards, stickers, decals, two magazines, 2 catalogs, 5k shirts and of course a few dozen more problems are still left to solve. Fuck it….it'll all be worth it. In a nutshell, here's what my life looks like……

LOL.  

This project car from Lowrider Magazine & Toyota is definitely a trip and it was all choreographed by the big homie Joe Ray - editor of Lowrider Magazine. It'll be at SEMA 2007 and once you see it in person it'll definitely trip you the f*ck out. 

Could you imagine being drunk and having to take a dump in this thing? This shit is real and a snap of a toilet in China that Fernando took a pic of. To help avoid making loud gassy noises Fernando's homie told me that he put his cheeks in the water and blew bubbles instead. LOL. 

Wait….where's the toilet paper? 

Limit: 1 person per run. 

Sorry Hieu….just got back in at about 9 and was beat so I just chilled at home. Besides….i saw this pic of Ricky and it kinda scared me. Man Ricky…..yo ass needs some new friends and shit homie. What's up with these pictures? LMFAO. 

This actually appeared on Craig's List…..

What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at

least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't
think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives?
Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average
around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000
won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who
was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not

as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing
right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop
dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the
story there?

Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

*it's NOT ok to contact this posterwith services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810

THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple
a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what
you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I
bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade
and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very
likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that
you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins
in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a
buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn't make good business
sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease.
In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my
money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need
an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating,
not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets.
So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly
beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.